Відео

"I'm hungry" - Daylight 2024 very relatable quote

Bedrock PVP 🥶💀

Wait. So you didn't meet her on skywars?

Damn Beluga is like a corporation who franchised a stolen idea and decreased the quality but it has a bigger ad budget.

hi guys this is drained4real

make a website where you cant have the username daylight

Doki doki waku waku

Welcome back boss

He turned himself into a frog funniest shit ever lmao

hmm

the first one felt like a website that sisyphus would love

I think your username is Daylight

who are you 😭

Kool

Doctor: you have cancer, you will die in 7 years Patient: Not if I do it tonight

Are you sick in the mind? Is any of this even slightly funny to you?

Nah bro doesnt work for me--

Oh no, you're going to leak my address to the internet. 🙄 I live on a military base. Congratulations on making it on every kind of list that ends with a black hood and a bucket of water.

Okay that was just like beyond galaxy brain plays right there

"Now try to find the real one. Rookie"

is this an ad for VPN?

Those who couldn't stand getting blueballed by their righteous selves formed the first atheists.

I also live in Belgium

Me when antiviruses show my ip knowing damn well hackers are spying on me: 👁️👄👁️

LMAO!

The osvaldo12 approach

Advertisements for VPN:s "We know your IP!" The IP: Nowhere close

Scorched earth

Ur from Belgium i already know it🤓

Idea: Make a website with a volume bar and the dot riding on it can fall off, and then the volume text starts showing complex numbers.

Unrelated but a guy managed to hack a buddy of mine and steal his discord account and actually had enough social engineering skills to phish me and get a hold of my gmail ID and PW and threatened me he will leak it if I don't send him money. Not 3 seconds later I get a notification on my phone "hey, is this you trying to login from (Country)(State)(City)(Street)(Number)(Postal Code)?" so I asked the guy if that's his address and he logged out and blocked me... guy must have thought I'm some hacker God.

(Sends ip) Dont care (Sends about you love porn) OH FU-

I got an e-mail once, involving one of my passwords in the very first line, probably stolen from a private server host for an old mmo. Guy told me if I don't send 5k they'll sends vids of me wanking to all my friend-list. I laughed so hard cause 1st. idgaf if you send vids of me wanking to anyone. 2nd. I don't wank lmao

Some crazy karen from twitter tried to look me up on linkedin and threaten to tell my ex boss that I had political views different from her. She posted my last place of work and everything. So I just quote tweeted the message and said like 'Look at this crazy b**** trying to dox me! (Showing everyone the tweet and my location) She quickly deleted it. That's how you deal with bullies. Call them out. If they're ACTUALLY crazy and go through with IRL harassment, just call the police.

'Never argue with an idiot, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

this is why I love vpns

But you didn't leak your IP address yet

How do you FUNCTION? Hey, I'm just like any other guy. I pay my taxes one leg at a time

"I have your IP!" Uh.. so does literally every website I've visited. You have no power here, wizard!

I'm 3 years late but imagine he just put a VPN ad at the end, it'd be perfect.

I hit the login button :) Just used 32 cps :)

LMAO, BRO YOUR VID IS AMAZING!

Outsmarted

When a 12 year old says he will hack your entire life